Saturday, January 31, 2009

Hamas' Children TV's Jew-Eating Rabbit (Part III): In Memory of Assud


A Tribute To Assud, The Jew Eating Rabbit

A special tribute video for Assud, the Jew Eating Rabbit who died during the bombing raids in Gaza. Assud was the star of the Hamas Children's Television show, "Tomorrow's Pioneers" 

R.I.P.



JUSTICE IN ACTION: Islam Recommends Slitting of Throat!

Hark! 
I come with good news! .... Now as Muslims we are torn between what is in the Sunna
(سنة, or plural سنن Sunnah) literally means “trodden path,” and therefore, the sunnah of the prophet means “the way and the manners of the prophet”. ) ...and what we personally enjoy. 

For example, when we have an Apostate, do we hang him from a crane? Shoot him? Behead him? ...

While all of these are sanctioned by Islam and approved of by Allah, there is another, much less exhaustive way in which to deal with the enemies of Islam! 

Please witness yet another Chapter in the
JUSTICE and TRUTH that Islam has provided humanity! 

SQUEAL....... you know what! 


Islam recommends slitting of throat

Peshawar, Jan 31 : Tehrik-e-Taliban Swat chief Maulana Fazlullah has said Islam recommends slitting the throat of a man if he is charged with espionage, adding that this is also the Sunnat of the Holy Prophet (PBUH) and his companions acted upon this.

Fazlullah was replying to allegations that the Taliban slits throats of people and even digs up dead bodies of men from graves and then hangs them.

"I am also ready for a debate with the Ulema on this issue," he added.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Hamas' Children TV's Jew-Eating Rabbit (Part II): Assud the Bunny Martyred by the Zionist Infidels!


Hark! 

Many a Muslim was almost brought to tears when I heard Assud, the Pink Jew Eating Bunny had been Martyred by the Evil Zionist Infidels! 

Palestinian media hits a new high with this tear-jerker for children, which features
Assud the Pink Jew Eating Holy Warrior Bunny, that just can't seem to die quickly enough :(

Can any Muslim, idly sit by and allow Assud
, the Pink Jew Eating HAMAS Bunny blood be spilt without calls for Jihad and Martyr Missions to a sage Allah's anger and thirst for Blood and Revenge? 

SQUEAL ALLAH! And DEMAND JIHAD! 

Assud the Pink Jew Eating Bunny Must have his revenge! 


Hamas TV Bunny Assud Killed; Calls on His Deathbed to Liberate Tel Aviv and Haifa. 

Children's TV program featuring the martyrdom of Hamas TV bunny Assud, which aired on Al-Aqsa TV on January 2, 2009.



In place of flowers, all of Allah's believers are asked to dontate to the
Assud Jihad foundation, commited to buying the suicide weapons needed by the children of Gaza to become the Martyrs for Allah they are trained to be. 

Thursday, January 29, 2009

(From the Day Pigs will Fly Files) Hindus to Muslims: We Beg you to Declare us off-limits for Jihad!

HARK! 

(From the Day Pigs will Fly Files):

Hindus to Muslims: We Beg you to Declare us off-limits for Jihad!

From the Wishful Thinking Department comes this choice item: "Hindu leaders for 'FATWA' against 'JIHAD' in India."

Do these silly Hindus not realize that the only path for Muslims is Jihad

To say there is any other path is to invalidate the Noble Quran and decline to follow in the footsteps of the Apostle of Peace?



A group of Hindu leaders on Wednesday appealed to Islamic religious institutions and scholars to come forward with an appropriate 'fatwa' (edict) to declare that Hindus were not 'kaafirs' (non-believers) and that there need not be a "jihad" (war) against them in India.

"The fatwa should say that India is not 'Dar-ul-Harab', which means it is not a land against which Islamists have to wage a war," convener of the All India Acharya Sect Dayanand Maharaj told journalists in Mumbai on Wednesday.
Speaking at a seminar, Dayanand said our country is a 'dar-ul-amen', a land of peace, as here Muslims could practise Islam without any impediment....


Good luck with that. There is no theological justification by which Muslims could not regard Hindus as unbelievers -- nonetheless, the response to this request, if any is forthcoming, will be most interesting.

The Blasphemy Chronicles (Part I): Islamic Justice for Four Children Charged with Blasphemy!

Yet another example of the JUSTICE that Islam produces. Witness Allahs will on Earth, as four children in Pakistan are charged with injuring the feelings of the Apostle of Peace. As we know, in Pakistan the death sentence is meted out for such transgressions. We will watch this story with interest!

Four Ahmadi children charged with blasphemy

LAHORE: Five members of the Ahmadiyya community including four
children were charged with blasphemy under Section 295-C of the Pakistan Penal Code in Layyah on Wednesday. The children, aged 16 and younger, were detained at about 8pm after a complaint by a local cleric. Police have registered a case (number 46/9) in the Court Sultan police station against Tahir Imran (16), Tahir  Mahmood (14), Naseer Ahmad (14), Muhammad Irfan (14), and Mubashar Ahmad (45). A spokesman for the community denied the allegations saying they were intended to fuel religious hatred. “Victimising children with false accusations is the most condemnable use of the blasphemy law,” he said. staff report

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Metropolitan Police humiliated at the hands of Muslim demonstrators in London

Nothing sums up the insanity of importing Muslims into the West quite like a video clip of police running in fear from immigrants chanting 'Allah Akbar.' 

How can the Brits not realize what they are doing to their own country?

For at least the 2nd time Muslims in the UK have bullied the Metro Police. At 1:50 we can hear a Muslim calling for the crowd to follow the police. From 2:10 to 3:15 viewers can hear the crowd laugh as the police actually run as street cones are being thrown at them. 

The crowd pursues them as they call the police "cowards". At 5:40 two police officers decide to fight back and billy-club a protester. As for the rest, the police might as well have gotten down on their knees and prayed to Allah.


You may be a Muslim if....



Finally the Respect Muslims and lovers of the Taliban and Hamas deserve. 

Please bask in the GLORY of true Islam in this TOP 10 LIST of....

You may be a Mulsim and / or a Taliban / Hamas if.....

This important list was just sent to me by Abu Elvis:

You may be a Taliban if…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

and…

- - - - - - - - -


10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.


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Update: KGS has turned the same list into a pictorial essay.


Egyptian Cleric Praises the Holocaust: "This Is What We Hope Will Happen But, Allah Willing, at the Hand of Muslims!


Yet more PROOF of the tolerance that is instilled into the minds of Islamic believers!  

Could there be any RELIGION with more JUSTICE than the RELIGION OF PEACE? 

Please feast your eyes on one such instance. 

Egyptian Cleric Amin Al-Ansari Justifies the Holocaust as the will of ALLAH! A boat-load of TRUTH squeezed into a few minutes of video. Propagating understanding and TOLERANCE like this helps keep the Muslim world mired in love and progress that we all know and have respect for!  



Aired On Jan 26th,WARNING to infidels (JOY FOR MUSLIMS) : *Disturbing* Holocaust Footage : Egyptian Cleric Amin Al-Ansari Justifies the Holocaust, Airs Footage, and Declares: "This Is What We Hope Will Happen But, Allah Willing, at the Hand of the Muslims" 


SQUEAL ALLAHU AKBAR!  

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

HAMAS Lovers May Not Care that HAMAS Used Civilians as Human Shields, But PALESTINIANS DO!

The anti-Israel crowd may not care that Hamas used Palestinians as human shields, but it isn't sitting too well with the Palestinians. 

We all know who the HAMAS lovers are,  without any care for the CIVILIAN humanitarian crisis they were creating. 

Now listen to the PEOPLE of Gaza, and what they have to say: 

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GAZA IN RUINS

'Who Has Won Here?'



"...In the Gaza Strip people are returning home -- or to the rubble that was once their home. Many are blaming Hamas for the destruction because the militants hid among civilians and attracted Israeli fire. Yet no one dares to speak out openly...

...What is left over when a person is hit by a tank shell. Blood, tissue, bone splinters, splatters on the wall.

And anger.

Mohammed Sadala's rage is aimed at the man, whose remains he found in his bedroom: a Hamas fighter....

....I've changed my mind about Hamas," Abu Abed says. "I can't support any party that wages a war that destroys our lives."


Muslim Men Taking their RIGHTS as Bequeathed by Allah: Christian Teen Gang-Raped to "Violate Her Faith"

Muslims that adhere to the Quran and Hadith, all believe in the RIGHTS that Allah has bestowed upon believing men.

Also, that Islam is a force for JUSTICE  (and in their minds is beyond repute). 

Witness just another instance of Muslims working for the betterment of Mankind through imposing Sharia and the Jizzya on infidels: 



Muslim Thieves Rape Girl When They Realize Victim is Christian


".... Six Muslims, armed with guns, forced their way into two Muslim houses and three Christian homes, physically assaulted the residents, and took cash, TVs, cell phones and other valuables.

After robbing the homes, the six men returned to Rafiq Masih's house and began mocking Rafiq and his wife for being Christians. Not satisfied with the damage they had already inflicted, the thieves then bound Rafiq and his wife and gang-raped Rafiq's teenage daughter Naomi (14) right in front of them.

The criminals left Naomi unconscious and in critical condition and escaped with the stolen items. 


...they gang-raped ( Naomi) a 14-year-old girl in front of her parents TO VIOLATE THEIR FAITH [my emphasis]"

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Martyr Mission Chronicles (Part VIII): Gaza Bride Marries to Procreate Suicide Bombers!



Does Love for Allah have any limits in the hearts of believing Muslims? 

As this story illustrates, there are
 only two kinds of Muslims:

1) False Muslims, those that deny the verses in the Quran that are pointed out to them, and espouse that some of the verses in  Quran are somehow un-Islamic, or that people need to read these verses in "context," or that the greater Jihad is somehow not to be waged through Physical violence. 

2) Real Muslims, are those  willing to Martyr themselves for Allah or become a baby making machine to produce the next generation of Muslims that embark on Martyr missions! 

Regardiing the latter (True Muslims), I bring you news of a Gaza bride that has married with the sole intent to raise 'martyrs' (suicide bombers) for the cause of Islam! 

Drink in this pureness of this womans love of Islam.


Gaza bride marries to raise 'martyrs' to the Islamist cause


GAZA: There was no party, no celebrations when 22-year-old Aida al-Qaddumi finally got married this week. There were no regrets either-she said she was marrying to raise "fighters" and asked only that she might die as a "martyr" in Israel....

...Aida said her children will be raised to respect Islam and taught above all that "the only way possible is resistance to enter paradise".
I want my children to become fighters on the path to God," she said. "If I am given the opportunity, I would die during an operation in Israel."

Australian Muslim Wives Told to 'Laugh Off' Rape."

Is it just me, or is Australia vying to become an integral nation in the Islamic Ummah?

From a similar post recently we can see the blossoming Islamic nature of the land down under: 


Australian Cleric Says it's OK to Hit Your Wife and Force Her to Have Sex!

and 


Australian Muslims Demand 'More Nazis' and Ovens for Jews.


Now news comes of even more Islamic jurisprudence! 

Can anyone deny the inroads into the WEST Islam is making or the beauty that is created by Muslim immigrants upon entering the lands of the infidel?


Abu Hamza has claimed that Muslim wives could laugh off unwanted sex and rape could be confused with simply having a pushy husband!

Moreover, the Islamic Information and Services Network of Australasia website published an article saying the media had no right to question his marital teachings!

Of course NOT! 

Praise Allah that we have brave Muslims that are able to set the infidel straight on the sheer beauty of Islamic JUSTICE, and the will of Allah! 


Saturday, January 24, 2009

Islam in Africa: Police Arrest GOAT Accused of Armed Robbery!


As we know, Islamic societies (their beliefs and habits) vary from place to place (FGM in Arab and African Muslim countries, Honor Killings, hijab vs burqua).  

But WITNESS the wonder that Islamic education has brought to the people of Nigeria!  

Muslims should be proud  that Islamic education is centred on memorization of the NOBLE QURAN, and all the other "so-called' areas of study from the infidel world ( chemistry, biology, maths, etc) are rejected by the faithful! 

How else could these brave Muslims have known the truth about this CRIMINAL GOAT?





Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323. 

'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.  However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,' Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said. 

'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.  'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said. 

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw. 


Faux-Jizzya: Muslim Immigrant Rapes British Girl to Get English Lessons in Jail


Is there any end to the ingenious ways that Muslims can take their rights?

Witness yet another enterprising Muslim who, through the teachings of Islam killed two birds with one stone: Taking his rights as a Muslim man and extorting British Dhimmis for his Jizzya payment.


Immigrant raped girl so he could get English lessons in same prison as his brother


....A Romanian immigrant brutally raped a young woman on a railway station so he could be sent to prison for a bed, food and English lessons at the same jail as his brother. 

Ali Majlat, who has a string of convictions in his home country and the UK, punched, kicked and dragged his 21-year-old victim along the ground as she waited for a train home after seeing friends.... 

Martyr Mission Chronicles (Part VII):Seventy-Two Virgins

The video speaks for itself. 


Friday, January 23, 2009

Australian Muslims Demand 'More Nazis' and Ovens for Jews

Australian Muslims Demand 'More Nazis' and ovens for Jews. An amazing insight into the mind of a Muslim Child as well as some amazing photos! 

Allah is always happy when he sees Muslims behave in such ways! 

Of course! 

Weekly Jihad Report

 Jan 10 - Jan 16
 Jihad Attacks  35


Dead Bodies: 154

                                          Critically Injured: 244

Following in the Footsteps of the Apostle: Thousands of Darfur Women 'Kept as Sex Slaves.

As we all know, the Apostle of Peace was an avid slave trader and received messages from Allah regarding a Muslim Man's rights over his captured Female booty. 

All Muslims believe that the Prophet was the "perfect man" and his actions for all time should be emulated by Muslims. 

It is therefore, not surprising whatsoever that the slaves of Allah in the Sudan have taken the example of the Apostle to heart and imitate his actions by taking thousands of women into slavery and thousands that are used to satisfy the rights of Muslim men (as bequeathed and codified by the Apostle and Allah)!

This is why we hear the screams of genocide and war crimes about Gaza, but nothing on the rights of Muslim men being taken. 

Is it just me , or do other's not realize the true Justice that Islam provides for believers? 



Darfur women 
'kept as sex slaves after kidnap by the Sudanese army'


Darfur civilians 
'seized as slaves by Sudan military'


Sex slaves in Sudan 

The Islamification of Britain!---44% of British Muslims Want Separate Muslim Society...!

Just more proof the the thankfulness of Muslims that have escaped the Ummah to live in the accursed West! 


"Muslims do not want to become British but rather want to create their own communities, new research has found.

According to the new study by the Equalities and Human Rights Commission poll, 67 percent of Muslims would not be happy for their child to marry someone of a different religion, and at least 44 percent believe they should be left to “develop along separate lines.”

The poll results confirm the announcement a year ago by the Rt Rev Michael Nazir-Ali, the Bishop of Rochester and the Church’s only Asian bishop, that “Islamic extremists have created no-go areas across Britain where it is too dangerous for non-Muslims to enter.”

In his response to the latest poll, Stephen Green, national director of Christian Voice, was quoted as saying: “I’m not surprised because there are already Muslim enclaves all over the country. They keep themselves to themselves anyway.”

Muslims already have a formal “Muslim Parliament of Great Britain” which, according to its website, is a “forum whose purpose is to debate, campaign and lobby on issues concerning the Muslim community in Britain.”

“The idea was instead to empower Muslims with their separate and distinctly Islamic institutions to meet their needs independently of the British government and local authorities.

“It also sought to discourage Muslims from entering mainstream politics or even from voting in elections; rather, the focus of debate was the need to create a ‘non-territorial Islamic state’ in Britain.”

As the numbers of Muslims in Britain increases, the country becomes more Islamic, not more British.

In 1990 there were about 400 mosques in the UK. Today there are at least 1,689 mosques — and this figure does not include many thousand more “Islamic Information Centres” which are nothing but mosques in disguise."

Australian Cleric Says it's OK to Hit Your Wife and Force Her to Have Sex!

"A MELBOURNE Islamic cleric has told his male followers they can force their wives to have sex and hit them if they are disobedient."

I wonder?

Where could he have possibly gotten these ideas from?

Can anyone deny the JUSTICE that Allah's will as codified by the NOBLE Quran wields for believers?

Praise Allah! 

More Islamic GLORY: Murder while saving woman’s honour NOT A CRIME says Lahore HIGH COURT

Does the GLORY OF ISLAM EVERY QUIT?

As we all know, there is NEVER a shortage of Islamic Based JUSTICE for me to Post. Now, news from the High Court in Lahore Pakistan only confirms the basis of Islamic Justice! 

Please drink in this Pure, unadulterated Islamic JUSTICE! 


Murder while saving woman’s honour not a crime: LHC

LAHORE: The Lahore High Court (LHC) has declared murder to save a woman’s honour not a crime, a private TV channel reported on Thursday. According to the channel, Justice Asif Saeed Khosa ruled this while hearing a murder case. The court acquitted Ghulam Nabi and his son Iftikhar, saying murder to save a woman’s honour was not a crime. The accused had killed one Yasin while saving a female relative’s honour. The trial court sentenced them to 10 years’ imprisonment but the LHC acquitted them. daily times monitor


For those that are interested,
here are some photos of women, whose honour has been saved! 

Martyr Mission Chronicles (Part VI):Hamas Suicide Bombers Club!

If you really want to believe that Islam is incompatible with terrorism (as many lie and pretend), then it's probably best not to watch this.

The Islamic truth of the Martyr Missions and the Muslim Joy it brings Gazans and Muslims throughout the world is without compare! 

Enjoy this unique and wondrous Islamic behavior!


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The FATWA Chronicles (Part IX): INCEST DOES NOT NULLIFY MARRIAGE.

Just More proof of the Divine origins of Islam and the sound judgment of Allah! 

News from the Islamic Science University, specifically from the FATWA Management System (World FATWA Management and Research Institute) has confirmed what Muslims have always known: INCEST IS A SIN BUT DOES NOT NULLIFY MARRIAGE.

Even incest isn't a valid excuse for a Muslim wife to divorce her 'man'. She must still OBEY him in every matter including his sexual indulgences with her daughters!

Please see this most Islamic of FATWA'S and proof of a Muslim man's rights as bequeathed by Allah! 

Just more proof, along with marriage to toddlers that Allah is working hard to satisfy the needs of his male believers! 

Monday, January 19, 2009

Iraqi Shoe-Thrower (HERO OF THE MUSLIM WORLD!) Wants to Live in (Non-Arab).... uh... well... Christian Country...



The
Master of the Muslim world, the Giant of Jihad, the Lion of Islamic Wrath, the.... uh.... wait a minute....?

The
Hero of the Ummah, the Titan of Arabs, the Emir of all of Islam now says he wants out of the Islamic world. 

How can this be? 

Yet another Brave Muslim has shown his worth in the
"Shoe Jihad" and now wants to use the political capital to escape to the West. 


GENEVA (AP) — A Swiss lawyer working on behalf of the Iraqi journalist who threw shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush said Monday his client will seek political asylum in Switzerland.

Seems like there is a pattern going on here: 

According to polls,
most Muslims in Pakistan want Sharia. Perhaps because it gives them a better case for asylum in the West? 


They see all the benefits that Islam is bringing to the West and want to be a part of it. 

For example, a
Bomb Found at Chabad House Following Swastika-Laden 'Peace' Rally in Italy. 


Or perhaps if the "Shoe Jihadist could be able to escape to Australia he could help Muslims there in there
"Peaceful Rally"....

Australian Muslims Demand 'More Nazis' and ovens for Jews. An amazing insight into the mind of a Muslim Child as well as some amazing photos! 

Allah is always happy when he sees Muslims behave in such ways! 

Of course! 


Friday, January 16, 2009

Islam's Selective Outrage

5.4 million

400,000

65,000

3,400

900.

Something doesn't quite add up here.

The first number, 5.4 million, was the number of people killed in the Democratic Republic of Congo since a 1998 civil war began. That war continues today despite numerous peace treaties.

The second number, 400,000, is the number of people killed in the Darfur region of the Sudan since a 2003 outbreak of violence between the government-backed Janjaweed militias and the secular "rebels" of the region. Approximately 100 additional people were killed there a few of weeks ago. Fighting continues in Darfur today.

The third number, 65,000, is the number of Sri Lankans killed since the late 1980s, most of which have been civilians. During the war in Gaza, the Sri Lankan government forces overran the last stronghold of the Tamil Tigers -- a group considered a terrorist organization by the U.S. government -- at the expense of dozens of civilians. Approximately 50,000 government troops are currently advancing through the jungle, taking aim at the rebels.

The fourth number, 3,400 is a conservative estimate of the number of Palestinians killed by the Jordanian government in the span of 11 days during the Black September Jordanian civil war of 1970. Palestinian estimates claimed more than 20,000 dead.

The final number, 900 is the number of Palestinians killed as of Jan. 13 in Israel's current war of self-defense against Hamas, the vast majority of which have been terrorists.

"Muslims cannot claim a monopoly on anger over the events in Gaza while ignoring the suffering of other Muslims and non-Muslims.

Looking after your own – and only your own – gives the lie to the idea that Islam is a religion of compassion. In fact, it says Islam is a religion of self-interest."

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Annual Jihad Report 2008


More Great News from the Religion of Peace!

Jihad Attacks:

2204

 Countries:

41

 Religions:

5

 Dead Bodies:

10779

 Critically Injured:

18213




Saudi Arabia's Senior-Most Cleric: An Injustice NOT to Marry 10-Year-Old Girls!

Muslim men's rights in Islam have been confirmed by the Senior-Most cleric in Saudi Arabia (the birth place of Islam and the site of the holy cities). 

As every Muslim knows, there are many ways in which Allah bequeaths his generosity on Muslim men and their rights sexually! 

From the taking of booty and slave girls, the the delights of Muta marrige and taking of several wives. 

However, one of the MAIN rights of a Muslim man has ALWAYS been the RIGHT to take a PREPUBESCENT wife. The Apostle took his wife when she was six years old, and his example is to be followed for all time (no exceptions!) 

Thus, please witness the GLORY of Islam as it relates to the taking of prepubescent wives! 


The powerful Grand Mufti Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh
said in a speech late on Monday that Islamic Sharia law allows the practice of pre-teen girls getting married, and that critics of the practice were doing the girls "an injustice," reports said. 

"We hear often in the media about the marriage of minors. We must know that Sharia law is not unjust for women," the cleric is quoted as saying....

... and whoever thinks she is too young, then he or she is WRONG and has done her an INJUSTICE." 

Come on Muslims! SQUEAL ALLAHU AKBAR! 

Zoo-icide Bombers: Hamas Rigs School and Zoo to Explode!


Just more Islamic Glory for the brave Holy Warriors of Islam!  

However, (as we all know, the oppression against Islam is all Madonna's FAULT) we really need to praise this defensive measure taken against the zoo animals! 

Now I do sense an Islamic stratagem here:  

First comes the Islamic Zoo-icide Bombers that slaughter goats and take pictures to tell the BBC that Israel is killing our "KIDS!"  

Then show the aquariums full of fish and say "They also bombed our SCHOOLS."  

Just think all those birds, lions, and monkeys etc. could have all gotten their 72 virgins dieing as shaheed for the cause of Allah! Those pesky Jews always putting the kabash on a good Jihad! 

Praise the Islamic intelligence of Hamas!  


To the Zoo Jihad!